Eclipsianisms

We are funny. Sometimes. And that's the proof! Welcome to Eclipsianisms, the page where you experience the guild spirit, friendship, drama and many other things! This time we'd like to introduce very nice guide!

Don't be like Darthsawa. You don't want it...

Real reason for bad server condition.

A Guide How To Make Darthsawa Enraged in 12 ways.

1. Be sure that only 6-7 healers are online
2. If you are invited before 8pm, wait till 8:15pm and ask for summon
3. Wait in secure place to be not buffed, then go to the group
4. Go for raid in off spec, and after first ready check HS Shat to respecc and then ask for summon
5. If you are buffs giver, wait for others, maybe some ppl from your class will do it first and you will save mana and/or mats
6. Login on VT only if RL ask for that on raid chat
7. Be sure, that your microphone is on to make intersting echo effects
8. Try to be in front of tanks to increase your agrro crit chance
9. Do not use flasks/elixirs to save your glod. Maybe flasks check will be not activated.
10. If you have an access to the officer channel, start discussion about new dkp system or loot priority
11. When boss is on 20% start talking on VT about strategy for last phase
12. "Accidentally forget" to push off ventrillo hotkey, when you play Behemoth or Cradle of Filth music in bacground on 96% of your speakers volume power when sawa is explaining tactics.

Guide based on real events. Tested successfuly on Darthsawa.